he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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