So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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