I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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