drunk at some random house party. come get me. i thought i pulled my dick out to go piss... it was my left nut. im soaked.
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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