i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
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