Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
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