im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
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