She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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