How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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