he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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