Have you finally orgasmed yet?
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
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