check it out our google latitudes are spooning
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
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