i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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