Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
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