i'm home, then i'll come over
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nvm.
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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