I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
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