Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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