I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
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