I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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