If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
Dear Penis Owner...our records show that you are overdue for servicing...please contact our friendly associates to schedule a thoroughly satisfying experience today...operators are standing by...
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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