You really coming over, don't trick.
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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