i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
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