I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
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