Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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