I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
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