Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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