You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
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