There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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