i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
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