Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long
wtf you measured my hair?
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
Randomize
