I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
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