where am i from again
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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