We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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