Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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