yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
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