Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
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