I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
Randomize
