Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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