So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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