Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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