these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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