dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
Also, beer. Big fan.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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