don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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