I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
We left the knife in your bed.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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