Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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