So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Dignity is for republicans.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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