Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
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I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
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