I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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