Nicole vs. Life
I could make wine with my vomit
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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