i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
Gonna send a picture of my negative pregnancy test with the message "Merry Christmas" to the guys I've been sleeping with. That alone, will put a huge dent in my shopping list of gifts for people.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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