drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
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