Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
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