You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
Too much gin, very little bucket
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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