thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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